Scientifically speaking, was Jesus Christ a zombie after his resurrection?

“Scientifically” speaking from the wrong mainstream Christian perspective Jesus would be a zombie, that is somebody who has a part of death in him. But this ‘science” would be true only if such a thing existed. However, zombie is a pure fiction. Zombies do not exist because it is impossible to truly die and be alive again. However I use this term mockingly to make people to come to their senses out of this madness of depicting resurrection as reanimation of dead body. The truth is that resurrection is actually done by the means of relocation. All the instances of people being dead and being alive again is because they were relocated to a place which does not have death in the chain of causality. This is why Jesus, despite the ridicule, would steadfastly maintain that the girl is just asleep, that Lazarus is just asleep. He woke these people from a sleep in another location. This is how resurrection works! These people were not zombies as they did not have even a single second of death in them even if witnesses saw them die and even start to decompose. The same goes for Jesus Christ as he woke up after a sleep being relocated at the garden of Gethsemane.